no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
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One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
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If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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