You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
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Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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