I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
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under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
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Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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