Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
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i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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