so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
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I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
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YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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