How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
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I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
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I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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