he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
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there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
How does one acquire holy water?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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