Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
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you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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