yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
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I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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