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Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
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are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
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I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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