i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
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SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
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It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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