Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
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It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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