Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
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I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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