I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
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I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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