you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
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I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
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I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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