Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
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I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
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But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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