Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
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Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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