Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
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Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
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Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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