Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
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at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
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Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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