Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
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I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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