I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
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My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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