We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
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We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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