Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
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after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
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I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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