we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
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Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
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Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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