Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
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I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
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do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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