fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
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Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
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I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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