Your tits are I can't wait for
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
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i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
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My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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