Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
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He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
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I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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