Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
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no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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