Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
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Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
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I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I forget how to act sober
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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