do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
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she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
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You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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