So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
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He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
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You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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