I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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