Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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