therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
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I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
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Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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