have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
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i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
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You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
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