I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
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His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
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I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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