Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
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I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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