dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
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You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
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Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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