Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
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You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
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since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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