We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
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How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
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Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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