it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
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Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I didn't notice because vodka
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
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I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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