What a fucking waste of an outfit
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
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His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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