I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
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He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
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I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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