Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
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remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
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I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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