Are we in a gay sports bar?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
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Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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