So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
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He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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