I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
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It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
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I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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