I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Michael Bay diarrhea
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
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My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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