Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
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Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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